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【求一个英语稿要一个简短的小英语短文,大约1分钟的,最好是笑话,课前FREETALK用,最好比较难的词有注解和音标,偶是高二的,】
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求一个英语稿
要一个简短的小英语短文,大约1分钟的,最好是笑话,课前FREETALK用,最好比较难的词有注解和音标,偶是高二的,
沈正阳回答:
这个笑话挺好笑的.生字应该不多.你自己要学查字典的.
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ABIGE-mailMistake
AnIllinoismanleftthesnowballedstreetsofChicagoforavacationinFlorida.Hiswifewasonabusinesstripandwasplanningtomeethimtherethenextday.Whenhereachedhishotel,hedecidedtosendhiswifeaquicke-mail.
Unabletofindthescrapofpaperonwhichhehadwrittenhere-mailaddress,hedidhisbesttotypeitinfrommemory.Unfortunately,hemissedoneletter,andhisnotewasdirectedinsteadtoanelderlypreacher'swifewhosehusbandhadpassedawayonlythedaybefore.Whenthegrievingwidowcheckedhere-mail,shetookonelookatthemonitor,letoutapiercingscream,andfelltothefloordead.
Atthesound,herfamilyrushedintotheroomandsawthisnoteonthescreen:
DearestWife,
Justgotcheckedin.Everythingpreparedforyourarrivaltomorrow.
YourLovingHusband.
P.S.Sureishotdownhere.
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