HuisleadingChina 　　Bush:Condi!Nicetoseeyou.What'shappening? 　　Condi:Sir,IhavethereporthereaboutthenewleaderofChina. 　　Bush:Great.Layitonme. 　　Condi:HuisthenewleaderofChina. 　　Bush:That'swhatIwanttoknow. 　　Condi:That'swhatI'mtellingyou. 　　Bush:That'swhatI'maskingyou.WhoisthenewleaderofChina? 　　Condi:Yes. 　　Bush:Imeanthefellow'sname. 　　Condi:Hu. 　　Bush:TheguyinChina. 　　Condi:Hu. 　　Bush:ThenewleaderofChina. 　　Condi:Hu. 　　Bush:TheChinaman! 　　Condi:HuisleadingChina. 　　Bush:Nowwhaddya'askingmefor? 　　Condi:I'mtellingyouHuisleadingChina. 　　Bush:Well,I'maskingyou.WhoisleadingChina? 　　Condi:That'stheman'sname. 　　Bush:That'swho'sname? 　　Condi:Yes. 　　Bush:WillyouorwillyounottellmethenameofthenewleaderofChina? 　　Condi:Yes,sir. 　　Bush:Yassir?YassirArafatisinChina?IthoughthewasintheMiddleEast. 　　Condi:That'scorrect. 　　Bush:ThenwhoisinChina? 　　Condi:Yes,sir. 　　Bush:YassirisinChina? 　　Condi:No,sir. 　　Bush:Thenwhois? 　　Condi:Yes,sir. 　　Bush:Yassir? 　　Condi:No,sir. 　　Bush:Look,Condi.IneedtoknowthenameofthenewleaderofChina.GetmetheSecretaryGeneraloftheU.N.onthephone. 　　Condi:Kofi? 　　Bush:No,thanks. 　　Condi:YouwantKofi? 　　Bush:No. 　　Condi:Youdon'twantKofi. 　　Bush:No.Butnowthatyoumentionit,Icoulduseaglassofmilk.AndthengetmetheU.N. 　　Condi:Yes,sir. 　　Bush:NotYassir!TheguyattheU.N. 　　Condi:Kofi? 　　Bush:Milk!Willyoupleasemakethecall? 　　Condi:Andcallwho? 　　Bush:WhoistheguyattheU.N? 　　Condi:HuistheguyinChina. 　　Bush:WillyoustayoutofChina?! 　　Condi:Yes,sir. 　　Bush:AndstayoutoftheMiddleEast!JustgetmetheguyattheU.N. 　　Condi:Kofi. 　　Bush:Allright!Withcreamandtwosugars.Nowgetonthephone. 　　(Condipicksupthephone.) 　　Condi:Rice,here. 　　Bush:Rice?Goodidea.Andacoupleofeggrolls,too.MaybeweshouldsendsometotheguyinChina.AndtheMiddleEast.CanyougetChinesefoodintheMiddleEast? 　　呃…………比较搞笑的……,不知道合不合适