旁白：IthinkeverybodyknowstheChinesestory狐假虎威.Youknowthefoxcheatthetiger.Whenthetigerknewthetruth,hefeltveryangry.Hehatedthefoxverymuch.Canyouimaginewhenthefoxmeetwiththetigeragain,whatwillhappen?Oneday,anewstoryhappens. 　　(一) 　　琵琶弹奏：《金蛇狂舞》 　　场景：狐狸在前面跑,老虎在后面追.老虎一把揪住狐狸,喘三口气后,将狐狸翻转过来. 　　老虎：(暴怒地,用手指指着狐狸的鼻子)Youcheatmelasttime.Cheatme!Howdareyou!Now,youaredying.Ahhahaha! 　　狐狸：(背过头去,小声地)：Oh,unlucky!WhatshallIdo? 　　(回过头来,可怜地)：Ifeelverysorryforcheatingyoulasttime,but,but,but……(左顾右盼) 　　老虎：(疑惑地)Butwhat? 　　狐狸：(推脱中)But…….(眼睛往远处上下打量,迷恋状,脚不由自主地走出去)Beautiful! 　　老虎：(一把将狐狸拽回来)What? 　　狐狸：(向远处努努嘴)YougirlfriendLinda!Look,she’sthere! 　　老虎：(傻呼呼,左右张望,急忙放手去找)Where?Where?Linda,Iloveyou!(狐狸乘机溜走)(l老虎望着空空如也的手)Ihatefox!(气得上窜下跳) 　　(二) 　　旁白：Unfortunately,afterafewdays,thetigermeetwiththefoxagain. 　　老虎在森林里又遇到了溜达中的狐狸,又一下子冲上去把狐狸压在爪下. 　　(琵琶拨一下弦,以示紧张的情绪.) 　　老虎：(暴怒地)Now,youcanmakeachoice.Youwantmebiteyouheadfirstoryourfatlegfirst? 　　(先抚摩狐狸的头发,再打量狐狸的腿) 　　狐狸：(回过头去,表情像遇到鬼)Shit!(又回过头来,非常可怜状)(二胡《梁祝》响起) 　　Oh,oh,oh,oh,helpyourselftosomefoxplease.Ihatemyself,too.(狐狸捂着脸痛苦地跪下)MymothersaysI’mnotagoodboy.Ialwaystelllies.(狐狸突然蹿起来)But,theysay,tigerisakindofstronganimal.Maybethestrongestanimalintheworld.BeforeIdie,canyoushowmehowstrongyouare? 　　老虎：(得意极了,做出各种健美展示姿势)Ofcourse.I’magreatanimal.I’mproudofmyself. 　　狐狸：(试探地)IheardtherewasaChinesecalled刘翔.Hecancover110metersin10seconds.Canyou? 　　老虎：(想想就好笑)Wahahaha!wahahaha!Poormankind!Howslow!Washyoureyes!(老虎用手将狐狸的脑袋推开)Look!(老虎一溜烟跑了起来) 　　狐狸：(挥挥手,远远望去)sayunala!(二胡配轻松得意的音乐) 　　(三) 　　旁白：Now,fateplaysanotherjokeonthefox.Hemeetwiththetigeragain. 　　老虎变聪明了躲在树后面,一下子扑住了狐狸. 　　狐狸：(不解地)Who? 　　老虎：(意味深长地)Youroldfriend!Tiger! 　　狐狸：(装傻地)Oh,haven’tseeyouforalongtime.Howareyou?(狐狸帮老虎整理领子,用袖子帮老虎擦衣服) 　　老虎：(阴险地)Veryverynice!Now,Iseemylunch.Dilicious!(狐狸听了脚抖) 　　狐狸：(打喷嚏)ati!ati!(煞有介事地)IadmitI’vcheatyoufor3times.But,youknow,it’sallforyoursake. 　　老虎：(疑惑地)Formysake? 　　狐狸：(可怜巴巴地)Yes.Totellthetruth,I’mnotanormalfox! 　　老虎：(不甘示弱地)I’mnotanormaltiger,too. 　　狐狸：(娓娓道来)Ilookeditupinthedictionary,andIknow,inChinese,theycallme果子狸. 　　老虎：(没明白)果子狸? 　　狐狸：(一拍脑袋,假装想起来)Oh,Iforget,youcan’tspeakChinese! 　　老虎：(得意地,想想就好笑地)Wahahaha!Wahahaha!Mymotheralwaystellme：tolearnaforgienlanguageisveryimportant!I’velearntChineseinschool!AmIgreat!(突然醒悟过来)Wait,whatdidyousay?Chinesecallyouwhat? 　　狐狸：果子狸. 　　老虎：果子狸?SARS?非典? 　　狐狸：(点点头)Yes! 　　老虎：(放开手,大叫着跑了)waya!(边跑,边擦手) 　　(四) 　　旁白：Fromthenon,foxbecometherealKingoftheforest. 　　二胡演奏Wearethechampion 　　狐狸大摇大摆地走在前面,后面有两个小喽罗在敲背.一个小喽罗敲得重了.狐狸把手一挥.Go!Go!Go!将其赶走. 　　狐狸走在台中,大笑起来：Ahhahahaha!Ahhahahaha! 　　期间,夹杂着老虎的哭声. 　　--LittleDuck 　　OnesunnySundaymorning,LittleDuckwenttovisithisgrandma.Onhisway,hemetMr.CatandMr.Goat,whowerebothintrouble.Lit