说个小笑话 　　Onceuponatime,therewasacatwhodied.Whenshegottoheaven,Godaskedherhowshelikedbeingonearth.ShetoldtheLordthatitwasawful,shehadtosleepincoldbackalleyswheretherewasnofoodandlifewashard.Godtoldherthathewassorryithadhadturnedoutthatwaybuthere,inheaven,shewouldbehappyandHewouldgiveherthemostcomfortable,warmpillowtosleepon.Thecatlaiddownuponthepillowandwashappy. 　　Afewdayslater,aboutadozenmicethatcametoheaventogetherandGodaskedthemhowtheyhadlikedearth.Earthwasnobetterforthemthanitwasthecat. 　　TheyexplainedtoGodthatitwastoughandexhaustingandtheirfeetwerewornoutfromalwaysrunningfromcatsanddogsandpeople.Godfeltbadforthemiceanddecidedtogivethemrollerskates. 　　OnedayGodseesthecatagainandaskedherhowshewaslikingheaven.Sheexplainedthatitwasabsolutelywonderful.Thepillowhegaveherwasthemostcomfortableplacethatshehadeverslepton,butevenbetterthanthepillowwerethemealsonwheels.