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【英语翻译TheClockHillaryClintondiedandwenttoheaven.AsshestoodinfrontofSt.PeteratthePearlyGatesshesawahugewallofclocksbehindhim.Sheasked,"Whatareallthoseclocks?"StPeteranswered,"ThoseareLie-Clocks.EveryoneonEa】
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英语翻译
TheClock
HillaryClintondiedandwenttoheaven.AsshestoodinfrontofSt.PeteratthePearlyGatesshesawahugewallofclocksbehindhim.
Sheasked,"Whatareallthoseclocks?"
StPeteranswered,"ThoseareLie-Clocks.EveryoneonEarthhasaLie-Clock.Everytimeyouliethehandsonyourclockwillmove."
"Oh,"saidHillary,"whoseclockisthat?"
"That'sMotherTheresa's.Thehandshavenevermovedindicatingthatshenevertoldalie."
"Whoseclockisthat?""That'sAbrahamLincoln'sclock.ThehandshaveonlymovedtwicetellingusthatAbeonlytold2liesinhisentirelife."
"WhereisBill'sclock?"Hillaryasked.
"Bill'sclockisinJesus'office.Heisusingitasaceilingfan."
最好是意译,
程冠晓回答：
克拉克
希拉里死了而且诉诸于天堂.当她在圣之前站立了彼得在那西洋梨子盖兹她看见在他后面的一面时钟的极大墙壁.
她问,"那些时钟是什么"
圣彼得回答,"那些是躺着-克拉克.每个人在地球上有谎言克拉克.每一次,你躺着在你的时钟上的手将会移动."
"哦,"希拉里说,"那是谁的时钟""那是泰瑞莎母亲的.手从未移动指出她不曾说一则谎言."
"那是谁的时钟?""那是亚伯拉罕林肯的时钟.手只有移动两次告诉我们亚伯只说他的整个生活的2则谎言."
"比尔的时钟在哪里?"希拉里问.
"比尔的时钟在耶稣的办公室.他正在以它作为天花板扇."
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