英语幽默短剧剧本ThePocketMoney 　　Scene1（AtSalesman’shome） 　　N:Inadarkdirtyhouse,therelivedasmall,dirtysalesman.Healwaysmakesunhealthycandiesandsellsthemtothestudents.Hehasalotofmoneynow.Buthowdoeshemakethecandies?Oh,xu……Heiscoming! 　　S:Hello,doyouknowme?No?Oh,letmetellyou.I’mthefamouscandysalesmanattheschoolgate.Mycandiesareverypopular,(展示),Idon’tknowwhy.Thefoolishstudentsalwayscomehere.I’llbeabosssoon!Candy,money,candy,money…… 　　Oops!It’stimetomakecandiesnow.(看表) 　　First,puttheflouronthetable. 　　Then,water,sugar,flour.(边说边做) 　　Nowpress,press…… 　　Oh,mydirtyhands!Nevermind!Justdoit!(满不在意的神情) 　　Press,press…… 　　Oh,mygod!Nevermind!Justdoit! 　　Press,press,thechildrenwillnotknowit,it’sOK,hehehe…… 　　Nowletmecutitintopieces! 　　另一个 　　白雪公主与七个小矮人SnowWhiteandtheSevenDwarfs英文短剧本 　　旁白：Onceuponatime,therewasaqueen.ShehadaprettydaughternamedSnowWhite.Soonafterthechildwasborn,thequeendied.Thequeenmarriedanotherqueen.Thestepmotherwasveryjealous.ShedressedSnowWhiteinragsandforcedhertodothehouseworkalldayandallnight,suchassweepandmopthefloor,dosomecleaning,carrywaterandsoon. 　　白雪：(Sweepandmopthefloor,dosomecleaning,carrywaterandsoon.) 　　皇后：I’mthenewqueen.I’mverybeautiful.yousee.Ifanyoneismorebeautifulthanme,I’llkillher.Ihaveamagicmirror.IfIwanttoknowsomething,Itwilltellmesurely.Now,mirror,mirror,comehere! 　　魔镜：Yes,I’mcoming.YourMajesty!Whatdoyouwanttoknow? 　　皇后：Mirror,mirror,onthewall.Whoisthefairestoftheall? 　　魔镜：Yes.YourMajesty!Youarethefairestofall,Ithink.Butthereisayounglady.Sheisaswhiteassnow,asredasroseandasblackasebony.Sheismuchmorebeautifulthanyou. 　　皇后：Sheismuchmorebeautifulthanme?Whoisshe?Tellmequickly.