昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,就面带微笑的：“hello?” 　　老外：“hi.” 　　前台小姐：“youhavewhatthing?” 　　老外：“canyouspeakenglish?” 　　前台小姐：“ifinotspeakenglish,iamspeakingwhat?” 　　老外：“cananybodyelsespeakenglish?” 　　前台小姐：“youyourselflook.allpeopleareplaying,nopeoplehavetime,youcanwait,youwait,younotwait,yougo.” 　　老外：“goodheavens.anybodyherecanspeakenglish?” 　　前台小姐：“shoutwhatshout,quietalittle,youonearthhavewhatthing.” 　　老外：“iwanttospeaktoyourhead.” 　　前台小姐：“headnotzai.youtomorrowcome.”