SecretForaLongLife 　　Awomanwalksuptoalittleoldmanrockinginachaironhisporch. 　　"Icouldn'thelpnoticinghowhappyyoulook,"shesays."What'syoursecretforalong,happylife?" 　　"Ismokethreepacksaday,drinkacaseofwhiskeyaweek,eatfattyfoodsandnever,everexercise." 　　"Wow,that'samazing,"saysthewoman."Howoldareyou?" 　　"Twenty-six." 　　长寿秘诀 　　一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头. 　　“我无意中发现,你是多么幸福,”那女士说.“你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么?” 　　“我每天抽三包烟,每周喝一箱威士忌,吃高脂肪食品,而且从来不曾锻炼.” 　　“哦,真神奇,”女士说.“你高寿?”