笑话都是三两句就说完的,1－2分钟什么都不好笑了. 　　twocowsaretalkingonafarm.onesaid"nowmadcowdiseaseiseverywhere,youbetterwatchout."theotheronerespond"why,itwon'teffectusducks." 　　twomenarewatchingaburninghotel,onesaidtotheother"iwaslucky,allthepeoplerunningoutthehotelfortheirlivesandnoonehadthechancetotaketheirexpensivethingswiththem.andiwasabletotakethemall".theothermanlookedatthisguyandsaid,"doyouknowwhatmyjobis?""no""i'mapoliceman",themanthensaid"anddoyouknowwhatmyjobis""no""i'mawriter"...