大话西游的.我们大一也做过,自己筛选就是了 　　大话西游英语剧本 　　Bigwordsofwesterntour（大话西游） 　　Chapter1 　　Site：Thewedding 　　Characters:牛魔王、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖 　　Aside:Thestorybeginswithawedding.TheBullKingisgoingtohaveaconcubine. 　　牛：Todayismywedding.Iamgoingtohaveaconcubine.Hahaha……. 　　妖：Concubine?Doseyourwifeagreetoit? 　　牛：Oh!Sheisnotlovelyanymore.She’srightnowattheFlameMountain.Shecandonothingaboutit! 　　(至尊宝从后台走入人群中) 　　牛：Letmeintroducemybrothertoyou!Mybro! 　　Comehere!Thisismybrother. 　　(牛深情地转向紫霞) 　　牛：Zixia,listentome.IthinkI‘vefalleninlovewithyouonceIknowyou.Iwanttoshowmysincerity.SoIrequestyoutomarrymeinfrontofmybros.ThisPandora’sBoxismygifttoyou.Ihopeyouwouldsayyes. 　　妖：Iobject! 　　牛：What? 　　妖：Zixiahasameanstotestherlover.Ifyoucanpassit,Iwillshoutup! 　　至：What’sthis?Really? 　　妖：ThistestisthatshewouldmarrytheguywhocanmakeherMagicSwordgooutofthescabbard. 　　(剑从至的怀中落下) 　　妖：MagicSword? 　　牛：Letmedothis! 　　(紫跑出,拾剑) 　　紫：It’snottrue!It’sjustajoke.Itisstillmeaninglessevenifyoucanputitout! 　　(紫跑下) 　　妖：King,IronFanPrincesshascome. 　　牛：Aaa…… 　　(牛惊慌地跑下) 　　Aside:Themonkeykingleavesthefronthall,runningtobackgarden…… 　　Chapter2 　　Site:BullKing’sbackgarden 　　Characters:至尊宝、紫霞 　　（至跑过来,突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上,于是走过来） 　　至：Whyareyouhidinghere? 　　(紫抽剑,指向至.两人定格,至走出来,独白) 　　至：Atthistime,thebladeisreallyclosetome,0.01cmIthink.Butafterashortperiodoftime,0.01secondIthink,theowneroftheswordwillfallformewhole-heartedly.BecauseI’vedecidedtotelllies,I’vetoldmanyliesinmylife,butIthinkitisthemostwonderfullie! 　　紫：I’llkillyouifyoucomecloser! 　　至：Youshouldkillme!Killme!I’dfoundmybestlove,butIdidn’ttreasureher.Ileftregretfulafterthat.It’stheultimatepainintheworld.Justcutmythroat,pleasedon’thesitate!IfGodcangivemeachance,Iwilltellhertherewords.“Iloveyou”.IfGodwantstogiveatimelimit,I’llsaythislovewilllast10thousandyears! 　　（紫长叹,抛剑,拾剑,抱剑） 　　紫：Whatcanyoutellyourwife? 　　至：Ihavetotellherthetruth.SoImustgetthePandora’sBoxback.Thengobackwithyouandexplaineverything.ButIhatemyselfthatIcan’tgettheboxback.I…… 　　紫：Ihelpyou! 　　至：No,it’sdangerous! 　　紫：Youdon’twantto? 　　至：Ido!But…… 　　紫：Itrustyou!I’llgetthePandora’sBoxbacktonight.Waitformehereatmidnight. 　　(猪喊) 　　至：Letmedosomethingtomybossfirst.Seeyoutonight. 　　（依依不舍） 　　Aside:Thenight…… 　　Chapter3 　　Site:Dungeon 　　Characters:至尊宝、猪八戒、沙僧、唐僧 　　猪和沙：Master,master 　　(两人同时悄声说) 　　猪：Wecometosaveyou. 　　沙：Wecometobringyouout. 　　唐：Iwon’tgo. 　　猪和沙：Stayhere?Why? 　　唐：There’refullofobstaclesinthewayofgettingscriptures.Thisisbecausewe’renotunitedenough.Soweletthedevilsdobadtous.That’sfine.Thisprisonhasnodifferencewiththeoutsideworld,tome;theoutsideworldisjustabiggerprison.Yougooutfirst.Ihavesomethi