孔雀东南飞 　　wanderseveryfivemiles 　　焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)刘兰芝lunch(lforshort) 　　焦母johnny’smother(jmforshort)刘母lunch’smother(lmforshort) 　　太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)强盗burglars(a&b) 　　prologue 　　(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪) 　　j:everybodysaysthati’mhenpecked,butinfact,i’mastrongtiger,(小声)whilemy 　　wifeiswusong. 　　(指着上台处的门大声道)i’mnotafraidofyou! 　　(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.sheisbraverthanme,smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.allthisidon’tcare.ionlywantshetobetenderthanme.butsheisnot!havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell! 　　(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j) 　　mygod!whocanhelpme?(下) 　　act1 　　(序幕结束时,jm作窃听状) 　　jm(拄拐棍上):(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!whereareyou? 　　l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’mhere!what’sup,mum? 　　jm:ihavetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmotherinlaw”. 　　l:ok.mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup? 　　jm:sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,solazy…… 　　l:but…… 　　jm:neverinterruptme! 　　l:neverinterruptme!sinceimarriedyourson,thatterriblejohnny,ihavebeenworkinghardalldaylong,cookingandwashing!ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken 　　and…… 　　jm:butallthoseyouhavedonearen’tasvaluableasagrandson! 　　l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh,youwantagrandson?(开始解围裙)goandaskyourson.i’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下) 　　act2 　　(l拿着锅铲拨电话) 　　嘟嘟嘟嘟…… 　　l:Hello,Isthatmum!? 　　lm:Yes,honey,whathappened? 　　l:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law. 　　Lm（大声啊大声）:see!whenyouinsistedonmarryingthatterriblejohnny,itoldyouthatheisuglytupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlistentome! 　　l：but,mum…… 　　lm:neverinterruptme! 　　l:i’mnotinterruptingyou!ijustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightok?Andi’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto. 　　lm(大喜):nicegirl!justnow,imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.hesaid:“ifyourdaughter 　　haven’tbeenmarried,ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”nowyouarefreeagain,i’llgo 　　andtellhim.（挂电话） 　　l(握着电话,惊愕):what?themayor’sson?themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅 　　铲掉在地上)whatasillythingihavedone!(下) 　　act3 　　(j睡眼惺忪上) 　　j(边走边道):lunch!lunch!wherearemysocks? 　　(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)heretheyare!(闻一下)er!howsmelly! 　　(突然想起)lunchhasgone!ihavetowashthemmyself. 　　jm(上):where’smybreakfast?where’sLunch? 　　j:mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone! 　　jm(沉吟片刻):well,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanicegirl,goandtakeherback! 　　j(立正敬礼):yesmadam! 　　act4 　　(j开心地走着,忽然跳出来三个强盗) 　　a:（伸手拦路）stop! 　　theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上) 　　b:andiplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上,但踩到了a的脚,a抱脚跳做痛苦状) 　　b:ifyouwanttogobythisstreet--- 　　a、b:giveusallyourmoney! 　　j(搜遍了每一个口袋,掏出1角纸币):is1maoenough? 　　(2强盗晕倒状,接着聚在一边商量) 　　a:whatbadluck!th