里面是有带对话的,可是不长,建议找个中文笑话翻译一下. 　　1,IthinkthatI'machicken 　　Psychiatrist:What'syourproblem? 　　Patient:IthinkI'machicken. 　　Psychiatrist:Howlonghasthisbeengoingon? 　　Patient:EversinceIwasanegg! 　　2,Mygirlfriendisoutinthecar 　　Amanhadbeendrinkingatthebarforhourswhenhementionedsomethingabouthisgirlfriendbeingoutinthecar.Thebartender,concernedbecauseitwassocold,wenttocheckonher.Whenhelookedinsidethecar,hesawtheman'sfriend,Dave,andhisgirlfriendkissingoneanother.Thebartendershookhisheadandwalkedbackinside. 　　Hetoldthedrunkthathethoughtitmightbeagoodideatocheckonhisgirlfriend.Thefellowstaggeredoutsidetothecar,sawhisbuddyandhisgirlfriendkissing,thenwalkedbackintothebarlaughing. 　　"What'ssofunny?"thebartenderasked. 　　"ThatstupidDave!"thefellowchortled,"He'ssodrunk,hethinkshe'sme!" 　　3,IthinkI'lltryanicerapproach 　　Everynight,afterdinner,amantookoffforthelocaltavern.Hespentthewholeeveningthere,andarrivedhomeverydrunkaroundmidnighteachnight. 　　Healwayshadtroublegettinghiskeyintothekeyholeandgettingthedooropened.Hiswife,waitingupforhim,wouldgotothedoorandlethimin.Thenshewouldproceedtoyellandscreamathim,forhisconstantnightsout,andcominghomeinadrunkenstate.But,Harrycontinuedhisnightlyroutine. 　　Oneday,thewifewastalkingtoafriendaboutherhusband'sbehavior,andwasparticularlydistraughtbyitall. 　　Thefriendlistenedtoher,andthensaid,"Whydon'tyoutreathimalittledifferently,whenhecomeshome?Insteadofberatinghim,whydon'tyougivehimsomelovingwords,andwelcomehimhomewithakiss?Hethenmightchangehisways." 　　Thewifethoughtthatmightbeagoodidea. 　　Thatnight,Harrytookoffagain,afterdinner.And,aboutmidnight,hearrivedhome,inhisusualcondition. 　　Hiswifeheardhimatthedoor,andquicklywenttoit,andopenedthedoor,andletHarryin. 　　Thistime,insteadofberatinghim,asshehadalwaysdone,shetookhisarm,andledhimintothelivingroom.Shesathimdowninaneasychair,puthisfeetupontheottomanandtookhisshoesoff.Thenshewentbehindhim,andstartedtocuddlehimalittle.Afteralittlewhile,shesaidtohim,"It'sprettylate,dear.Ithinkwehadbettergoupstairstobed,now,don'tyouthink?" 　　Atthat,Harryreplied,inhisinebriatedstate,"Iguesswemightaswell.I'llbegettingintroublewiththestupidwifewhenIgethomeanyway!" 　　4,Youcan'tbringthatdoginthisbar 　　Amangoestoabarwithhisdog.Hegoesuptothebarandasksforadrink.Thebartendersays"Youcan'tbringthatdoginhere!"Theguy,withoutmissingabeat,says"Thisismyseeing-eyedog.""Ohman,"thebartendersays,"I'msorry,here,thefirstone'sonme."Themantakeshisdrinkandgoestoatablenearthedoor. 　　AnotherguywalksinthebarwithaChihuahua.Thefirstguysseeshim,stopshimandsays"Youcan'tbringthatdoginhereunlessyoutellhimit'saseeing-eyedog."Thesecondmangraciouslythanksthefirstmanandcontinuestothebar.Heasksforadrink.Thebartendersays"Hey,youcan'tbringthatdoginhere!" 　　Thesecondmanreplies"Thisismyseeing-eyedog."Thebartendersays,"No,Idon'tthinkso.TheydonothaveChiwauasasseeing-eyedogs.