Oneday,theteachercameintotheclassroom,thestudentstogethertostandupshouting:"Goodmorningteacher!" 　　Teacherangrilysaid:"Goodmorningcalledonly?AfternoonI?Shouldnotit?" 　　Sothestudents齐喊another:"Goodafternoon,teacher!" 　　Teacherangrilysaid:"ThatnightIdo?" 　　Thestudents齐喊another:"theteacherornight!" 　　Teachernoddedandsaid:"Thisdo,andnowre-callagain!" 　　Studentsa齐喊:"Goodmorningteacher,goodafternoon,orevening!" 　　Theteachersaid:"sitdown!Antonymstodaywehavetoreview,wedopractice,Isay,youAntonymsaloud.Now." 　　Teacher:"Theweathertodayisgood." 　　Students:"Theweathertodayisbad." 　　Teacher:"Thesunwasshiningeverywhere." 　　Student:"everywherecoveredwithdarkclouds." 　　Teacher:"seaofpeopleontheroad." 　　Student:"emptystreet." 　　Teacher:"Young." 　　Student:"old." 　　Teacher:"standing." 　　Student:"lying" 　　Teacher:"Thereisayoungmanstandingontheroad." 　　Student:"Thereisayearoldlyingontheroad." 　　Teacher:"Ipickedupadollar." 　　Student:"Ilostadollar." 　　Teacher:"Ipickedupadollar,totheteachers." 　　Student:"Ilostadollar,stealateacher." 　　Teacher:"error,cannotsaythat!" 　　Student:"correct,weshouldsayso!" 　　Teacher:"error." 　　Student:"correct." 　　Teacher:"Thiswillnotdo,thisisillegal!" 　　Students:"Thiscanbe,itislawful!" 　　Teacher:"Isaidthewrong." 　　Student:"Wesaidthatright." 　　Teacher:"listentotheteacher,theteachersaid,istheright!" 　　Student:"listentous,teacherssayiswrong!" 　　Teacher:"Youarestupid." 　　Student:"Weareclever." 　　Teacher:"Stop!" 　　Students:"tocontinue!" 　　Teacher:"Youhavetostopnow!Nottomentiona!" 　　Student:"Wewillnowcontinue!Wouldalsoliketosay!" 　　Teacher:"Youidiot,Isaid,stop!" 　　Student:"Weareallgifted,wesaytocontinue!" 　　Teacher:"Youlistentotheteacher!" 　　Student:"Teacherslistentous!" 　　Teacher:"Studentshavetolistentotheteacher!" 　　Student:"Teachershavetolistentothestudents!" 　　Teacher:"Nowyoustopthepractice!" 　　Students:"Nowwecontinuetopractice!" 　　Teacher:"Yougoonforeverit?" 　　Student:"Wehavebeginningsandendsofit!" 　　Teacher:"Thatyoustop!Idiot!" 　　Student:"Thatwecontinue!Genius!" 　　.Aftertheteacherangrilyoutoftheclassroomwithbooks