BlindDate 　　相亲（笑话） 　　Afterbeingwithherallevening,themancouldn'ttakeanotherminutewithhisblinddate.Earlier,hehadsecretlyarrangedtohaveafriendcallhimtothephonesohewouldhaveanexcusetoleave.Whenhereturnedtothetable,heloweredhiseyes,putonagrimexpressionandsaid,"Ihavesomebadnews.Mygrandfatherjustdied.""Thankheavens,"hisdatereplied."Ifyourshadn't,minewouldhavehadto!" 　　和相亲对象呆了一晚上后,男人再也受不了了.他事先安排了个朋友给他打电话,这样他就能借故先离开了.当他回到桌边,他垂下眼睛,装出一副阴沉的表情,说：“有个不幸的消息,我的祖父刚刚去世了.”“谢天谢地!”他的约会对象说,“如果你的祖父不死,我的祖父就得死了!”