1.MrsBlackwaseighty,butshehadasmallcar,andshealwaysdrovetotheshopsinitonSaturdayandboughtherfood.Shedidnotdrivefastbecauseshewasold,butshedrovewellandneverhitanything. 　　Sometimeshergrandchildrensaidtoher,"Pleasedon'tdriveyourcar,Grandmother.Wecantakeyoutotheshops."Butshealwayssaid,"No,Ilikedriving.Ibegantodrivefiftyyearsago,andI'mnotgoingtostopnow." 　　LastSaturdayshestoppedhercaratthetrafficlightsbecausetheywerered,andthenshecouldn'tstartthecaragain.Thelightsweregreen,thenyellow,thenred,thengreenagain,buthercardidnotstart. 　　2.Ayoungwomanwenttoherdoctorcomplainingofpain. 　　"Whereareyouhurting?"askedthedoctor. 　　"Youhavetohelpme,Ihurtallover",saidthewoman. 　　"Whatdoyoumean,allover?"askedthedoctor,"bealittlemorespecific." 　　Thewomantouchedherrightkneewithherindexfingerandyelled,"Ow,thathurts."Thenshetouchedherleftcheekandagainyelled,"Ouch!Thathurts,too."Thenshetouchedherrightearlobe,"Ow,eventhathurts",shecried. 　　Thedoctorcheckedherthoughtfullyforamomentandtoldherhisdiagnosis,"Youhaveabrokenfinger."