英语好的进来帮下忙（水平初二以上的）

NotaSmallProblem

Mr.Guppywasaverylargeman.Healoudvoiceandabadtemper.Hewasnotagiant,buthewasmuchbiggerthanmostmen.

LifewasnoteasyforMr.Guppy.Hecouldseldomfindclothesbigenough.Hisfeetweretoolargeformostshoes.

Inbuses,trainsandplanes.Hecouldnotstandupstraight.Theroofsweretoolow.

Incarshecouldnotmovehislegs.Therewasnotenoughroom..Athome,hisbedwastooshort.Chairswerealwaystoosmall.

Infact,whereverhewentandwhateverhedid,Mr.Guppyhadproblemsbecauseofhissize.

TheseproblemsweresobadthatMr.Guppystayedathomemostofthetime.Lifewaseasierathome.

Thenoneday,afriendsaid,“Youspendtoomuchtimeathome.Youshouldgooutmore.There`sagoodmovieatthetheater.”

“Ican'tsitintheaterseats,”Mr.Guppysaid.“I`mtoobig.”

“Thatisnoproblem,”hisfriendsaid.”“I'llbuyyoutwotickets.Youcangetthematthetheaterwhenyougo.”

Thefriendsentmoney.Tothetheaterfortwotickets.Whenthedaycame,Mr.Guppyputonhisbestclothesandwenttothetheater.

“Youhavetwoticketsforme,”hesaidtowomanintheticketoffice.”MynameisGuppy.”

“Oh,yes,Mr.Guppy,”thewomansaid.”HereyouareseatsG4andP12.l`msorry,youandyourfriendcan`tsittogetherbecauseweareveryfullthisevening.”

Poor,Mr.Guppy.Hesmiledsadly,walkedoutofthetheaterandwenthome.

Thepackage

Onemorningamailmanwalkeduptoahouse.Herangthebell.

Afewsecondslaterawindowofthehouseopened,andawomanputherheadout.

"Whatisit?"shewanttoknow.

"I'vegotapackageformrs.Smith,"themailmansaid.

"Isitregistered"thewomanasked.

"Yes,"themailmansaid.

"Isitabigpackageorasmallpackage?"thewomanwanttoknownext.

"Itisquiteasmallpackage,"themailmantoldher.

"Isee."

Thewomanthoughtforaminute,thenshesaid,"Whoisitfrom?"

“ItisfromJonesandJonesinLondon",hesaid.

Nowthewomanwasveryinteresting."FromJonesangJones,eh?"shesaid"Thatisaveryexpensiveshop.Whatisinit?"

"Madam,"themailmans