Last autumn I spent a week at a big hotel in London．It was one those modern hotels where every（41）___ is the same size and has the same furniture，（42）___ looks like every other room．

My room was 311．One（43）___ I got back to the hotel after a dinner with some friends．When I（44）___ the door to my room，I saw an astonishing（45）___．A man was pointing a handgun at a woman sitting in a chair，and the woman was saying in a（46）___ voice，"Please don't shoot me!"I turned round，ran down the stairs--I daren't wait for the（47）___--and found a waiter in the hall"Quick，"I said．"Someone has been killed in（48）___ room．Controlling his（49）___，he came back with me，when we opened the door of 311，the room was（50）___．The waiter looked at me（51）___ and said，"I think，sir，you（52）___ go to bed，"and left．I was（53）___ embarrassed to say anything，and thinking that I must have had too much to（54）___，I followed his（55）___．

The next morning，I asked about the matter，and the（56）___ was simple．I had gone to Room 411，where a famous（57）___ and his wife had been practising a scene from their new（58）___．When I told them that it was I who had broken into their room，they laughed and gave me a（59）___ to see the play on the（60）___ night．