我碰到的一桩趣事(A Funny Thing Happened to Me)
我碰到的一桩趣事(A Funny Thing Happnd to M)a funny thing happnd to m last friday. i'd gon to london to do som shopping. i wantd to gt som christmas prsnts, and i ndd to find som books for my cours at school (you s, i'm a studnt). i caught an arly train to london so by arly aftrnoon i'd bought vrything that i wantd. anyway, i'm not vry fond of london, all th nois and traffic, and i'd mad som arrangmnts for that vning. so, i took a taxi to watrloo station. i can't rally afford taxis, but i wantd to gt th 3:30 train. unfortunatly th taxi got stuck in a traffic jam, and by th tim i got to watrloo, th train had just gon. i had to wait an hour for th nxt on. i bought an vning nwspapr th 'standard', and wandrd ovr to th station bufft. at that tim of day it's narly mpty, so i bought a coff and a packt of biscuits--chocolat biscuits. i'm yw fond of chocolat biscuits. thr wr plnty of mpty tabls and i found on nar th window. i sat down and bgan doing th crossword. njoy doing crossword puzzls.aftr a coupl of minuts a man sat down opposit m. thr was nothing spcial about him, xcpt that h was vry tall. in fact h lookd lik a typical city businssman--you know, dark suit and brifcas. i didn't say anything and i carrid on with my crossword. suddnly h rachd across th tabl, opnd my packt of biscuits, took on, dippd it into his coff and poppd it into his mouth, i couldn't bliv my ys! i was too shockd to say any thing. anyway, i didn't want to mak a fuss, so i dcidd to ignor it. i always avoid troubl if i can. i just took a biscuit myslf and wnt back to my crossword.whn th man took a scond biscuit, i didn't look up and i didn't mak a sound. i prtndd to b vry intrstd in th puzzl. aftr a coupl of minuts, i casually put out my hand, took th last biscuit and glancd at th man. h was staring at m furiously. i nrvously put th biscuit in my mouth, and dcidd to lav. i was rady to gt up and go whn th man suddnly pushd back his chair, stood up and hurrid out of th bufft. i flt vry r. livd and dcidd to wait two or thr minuts bfor going myslf. i finishd my coff, foldd my nwspapr and stood up. and thr, on th tabl, whr my nwspapr had bn, was my packt of biscuits.