离婚是去民政局么
在外出差半年了，昨天回家开门很轻。
看见老婆在洗菜，就从后面抱住她摸。
老婆说：“死鬼，饭马上就好。”
昨天不是早上刚弄过么！就想问问离婚是去民政局么？
福建方言
组词造句
世界五千年(古代卷)
方言
爆笑笑话
名胜古迹对联
科幻未来
健身美容
元宵节对联
祖国风光的谚语
黑龙江方言
猪年对联
科技前沿
搞笑图片
长篇鬼故事
校园故事
挽联
广东方言
政治笑话
英语谜语
关于牛的歇后语
湖北方言
玄幻故事
春节对联
科普知识
搞笑动态图
老鼠的歇后语
恋爱笑话
江苏方言
- I am a kind of fruit, green outside and red inside. What am I ?
- What letter is a body of water?
- a cat,eyes like a cat,a tail like a cat ,but isn't a cat?
- What has teeth but can't eat?
- 一窝蚊子（打一英语单词）
- What is the center of gravity?
- What has teeth And can't bite?
- How many feet are there in a yard？（一码有多少英尺？）
- When Columbus discovered America,where did he stand?
- Why is six afraid of seven?
- What is it that is bought by the yard but worn by the foot?
- 老五（打一英文单词）
- 勾后母（打一英语短语）
- 死大的（打一英文单词）
- 不可（打一英语单词）
- What clothing is always sad？（什么衣服总是伤感的？）
- I have a very long neck and legs.I can eat the leaves on top of the tree。(猜一动物)
- Which eight-letter word has one letter in it?
- What never asks questions but always gets answers?
- how many months have 28 days?
- You have it．You read it．Therere some pictures in it?
- why can you tell clocks are shy?
- The greater it is The less you see of it.
- when columbus discovered america，where did he stand?
- My second is performed by my first ,And, it is thought,A thief by the marks of my whole,Might be caught.
- Which is faster,heat or cold?
- What is it that has four legs And one back, Yet can't walk?
- Long legs, Short thighs, Bald head And bullet eyes.
- What is it that has eyes but can't see?
- What is it that everybody gives but few take?
- I am an animal kept by farmers to produce milk(猜一动物)
- Its belly is linen, Its neck velvet, Its mouth music, Its tail a fork.
- 否豆子（打一英文单词）
- Eight were standing, Two were cracking, Two were looking.
- What can pierce ones ears without a hole?
- 漱哥（打一英文单词）
- 伐木累（猜一英语单词）
- Come up and let us go; Go down and here we stay.
- 围棋（打一英语单词）
- 味精太多（打一英文单词）
- 我拷问他（打一英文单词）
- Q的（打一英语单词）
- How did the hangman get married？（绞刑吏是怎么结婚的？）
- 托儿（打一英语单词）
- 分娩期（打一经济学用语）
- 福特（打一英语单词）
- How many people are buried in that cemetery?
- What will the farmer grow in his garden if he doesnt mind working hard?（假如一个农夫不在乎劳动有多辛苦，他会在园子里种什么？）
- What is it that passes in front of the sun yet casts no shadow?
- What is black when its clean and white when its dirty?
- What always goes to bed with his shoes on?
- I look like a horse ,but my body is covered by black and white stripes(猜一动物)
- What word of only three syllables contains twenty-six letters?
- Why should we never ask balloons for advice?（为什么我们绝不向汽球征求意见？）
- Why was 6 scared of 7?（为什么6会怕7呢?）
- 美籍华人（打一卫生巾品牌）
- 传飞客(打一英文单词)
- Whats the poorest bank in the world?
- Imagine you are in a room, no doors windows or anything,how do you get out?
- What is the worst weather for mice?