Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?

　　A: Two -- One to promise he’ll do it better than anyone else and

　　one to obscure the issues.

　　A: None -- He’ll only promise "change."

　　A: He doesn’t. He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets

　　congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames

　　republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free