要五百个演员
导演甲：“我要五百个演员。 ”
导演乙：“干啥？”
导演甲：“拍《千手观音》。”
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- What can you break with only one word?
- What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
- Can you tell me some thing about the great scientists of the 18th century？
- A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didn't give him a ticket. Why?
- 如何让饮料变大杯？
- What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
- If you were to throw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?
- Which three letters can frighten a thief away?
- Which letter is an animal?
- What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty?
- What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors?
- What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
- I am always with you. Sometimes behind you, sometimes before you, sometimes by your side, but you can’t see me in the dark.
- I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees,rivers without water .what am I?
- In a train,a woman saw other peoples' faces were dirty. What would she do,do you know?
- What word can you make shorter by adding to it?
- What is never used until it's broken?
- What has many teeth but never uses them for eating?
- Which letter of the alphabet separates Europe from Africa?
- What is smaller than an insect's mouth?
- What person tried to make you smile most of the ti
- How many great men have been born in London?
- What man can not live inside a house?
- What's too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three?
- I am very big and heavy. I have a long nose and big ears. What am I ?
- What is dark but made by light?
- What is the biggest ant in the world?
- What a room has no walls, no doors, no windows, an
- I am small. I can fly. I like singing in the sky. What am I?
- A police saw a truck driver going the wrong down a one -way street,but paid no attention to him.Why?
- What letter makes a road broad?
- What changes a pear into a pearl?
- What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness?
- If a band plays in a thunderstorm ,who is most likely to get hit by lightening?
- Where can milk be best stored?
- What part of London is in Brazil?
- Which letter is a part of your face?
- Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
- What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?
- What two things can't you have for breakfast?
- What has a round face and two thin hands, one hand short, one hand long?
- What can you swallow than can also swallow you?
- What match can't be put in a match box?
- Where does a person stay for the longest time in his life?
- Sometimes it looks like a boat. Sometimes it looks like a small white sun. What is it?
- What do we get if we cross a woodpecker with a homing pigeon？
- When is it correct to say ＂I is＂?
- Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?
- The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?
- A man jumped from a plane,but there was nothing wrong with him.Do you know why?
- Where should the milk be best stored ?
- What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?
- What gets larger，the more you take away？什么东西你拿走越多，反而越大？
- What is clean when it is black and dirty when it is white?
- What has hands but no feet, a face but no eyes, tells but not talk?
- What do you call your father’s father’s only son?
- What is that which has no leg but a body and a long neck?
- What would you say if you saw a ghost(鬼)?
- Why is writing called handwriting?
- What person does every man take his hat off to?
- I live in the sea. I am the biggest animal in the sea. What am I ?
- How many letters are in the alphabet?
- Which can move faster, heat or cold?
- What is the smallest room in the world?
- What large instrument do you carry in your ears?
- What appears once in every minute,twice in every moment, but not once in thousand years?
- What large instrument do you carry in your ears?
- What is it,which will tomorrow and was be yesterday?
- The greater it is, the less it can be seen. What is it?
- What question can you never answer 'yes＂ to＂？
- What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?
- What is that you ought to keep after you give it to somebody else?
- ktv的真正的含义是什么
- Teachers write on me with chalk. I can’t talk. What am I ?
- Where does afternoon come before morning in the world?
- 话说26个字母在外太空，ABC跑地球来了，外太空还有多少个字母？
- What is that which has a mouth,but never speaks, and a bed, but never sleeps in it?
- What's the hardest thing about learning skating?
- Why does Tom's mother go to work by plane every day?
- What goes on four legs in the morning，on two at noon，and on three in the evening？
- What is the best thing to keep in hot weather?
- What is easy to get into but hard to get out of ?
- What is higher without a head than with a head?
- Which is the left side of a cake?
- What do you call your father-in-law's only child's mother-in-law?
- What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?
- If there were only thre girls in the world, what do you think they would do?
- What table can tell you what to do?
- You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
- Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life?
- What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees?
- What's a skeleton?(骨架)
- 26个字母其中abc从外星球来到地球请问还有几个字母
- What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?
- What is in the middle of the world?
- What person tried to make you smile most of the time?
- What do most gardeners not like to grow?
- “Kiss”是动词,形容词还是名词
- What table is in the field?
- Why did John say he didn't know where the sun was?