真是我亲爸
爸爸刚开刀不久，妈妈不让抽烟～
我和爸在看电视，爸爸偷偷拿出一根烟点了起来，
突然有开门的声音～这是妈回家的节奏。
爸很快速的把烟送到我嘴里，妈正好开门进来。
然后我爸就开始意义正言辞的数落我：
小小年纪就抽烟，你想气死我嘛～～～～～
真是我亲爸～
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