你为什么不戴绿帽子啊
小学时，老师带我们去郊游，
每个人发了一顶小黄帽，
连老师也戴这种帽子，
偏巧老师那天穿了一件绿色的衬衫。
偶突然记得有次听电视
上说穿什么衣服一定要配同色的帽子，不然会不搭。
于是偶在所有师生面前，
问了这一生最丢人的问题：
老师，你为什么不戴绿帽子啊？
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