你妈妈会怎么说啊
一年级，班里一个非常淘气的小男孩又闯祸，
我说“你把ＸＸＸ的手挤伤了，
放学跟我一起去向她的妈妈说明情况道个歉。”
“为啥啊？我都跟她说对不起了！”
“因为她妈妈会很心疼啊。
要是你在学校受伤了，
你妈妈会怎么说啊？”
“活该！！”好吧，
这是多么善解人意的家长啊～～
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