学插花的女人
甲：据说学插花的女人多半晚婚。
乙：那当然，因为他们知道鲜花不可插在牛粪上。
挽联
鼠年对联
元旦对联
畜牧兽医
英语谜语
元宵节对联
综合谜语
猴年对联
人与自然
西北地区方言
探险故事
长篇鬼故事
体育笑话
科学之迷
搞笑绕口令
团结合作的谚语
黑龙江方言
西游记歇后语大全
对联史话
网络笑话
农用物资
数学谜语
佛教寺庙对联
古代笑话
对联撷趣
愚人笑话
科普知识
短篇鬼故事
香港方言
- Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?
- What comes after the letter ＂A＂?
- Can you tell me some thing about the great scientists of the 18th century？
- What is the best thing to keep in hot weather?
- Where should the milk be best stored ?
- Which letter of the alphabet separates Europe from Africa?
- What is smaller than an insect's mouth?
- What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees?
- What is higher without a head than with a head?
- What has many teeth but never uses them for eating?
- Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life?
- Which is the left side of a cake?
- What person tried to make you smile most of the ti
- What changes a pear into a pearl?
- What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
- Where does a person stay for the longest time in his life?
- Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
- What gets larger，the more you take away？什么东西你拿走越多，反而越大？
- What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty?
- What is never used until it's broken?
- How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?
- Which can move faster, heat or cold?
- Where can happiness always be found?
- What is easy to get into but hard to get out of ?
- What large instrument do you carry in your ears?
- What man can not live inside a house?
- What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?
- What is the smallest room in the world?
- Where can milk be best stored?
- I am always with you. Sometimes behind you, sometimes before you, sometimes by your side, but you can’t see me in the dark.
- What can you swallow that can also swallow you?
- What table is in the field?
- What person does every man take his hat off to?
- On which side does a bird have the most feathers?
- What word can you make shorter by adding to it?
- What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?
- What always travels on foot?
- What is the biggest ant in the world?
- Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?
- Why does Tom's mother go to work by plane every day?
- Which letter is an animal?
- I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees,rivers without water .what am I?
- I live in the sea. I am the biggest animal in the sea. What am I ?
- What appears once in every minute,twice in every moment, but not once in thousand years?
- Which letter is a part of your face?
- Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?
- Why did John say he didn't know where the sun was?
- Why is writing called handwriting?
- What's a skeleton?(骨架)
- In a train,a woman saw other peoples' faces were dirty. What would she do,do you know?
- Which three letters can frighten a thief away?
- What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?
- What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
- What has hands but no feet, a face but no eyes, tells but not talk?
- What would you say if you saw a ghost(鬼)?
- What do you call your father-in-law's only child's mother-in-law?
- What do you call your father’s father’s only son?
- Sometimes it looks like a boat. Sometimes it looks like a small white sun. What is it?
- What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
- What is wind?
- 26个字母其中abc从外星球来到地球请问还有几个字母
- What is it,which will tomorrow and was be yesterday?
- What table can tell you what to do?
- The greater it is, the less it can be seen. What is it?
- I am very big and heavy. I have a long nose and big ears. What am I ?
- What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?
- The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?
- What's the difference between a hill and a pill?
- What's the hardest thing about learning skating?
- What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors?
- What is clean when it is black and dirty when it is white?
- What goes on four legs in the morning，on two at noon，and on three in the evening？
- Where does afternoon come before morning in the world?
- What a room has no walls, no doors, no windows, an
- What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?
- A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didn't give him a ticket. Why?
- What's too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three?
- If there were only thre girls in the world, what do you think they would do?
- What is that which has no leg but a body and a long neck?
- What match can't be put in a match box?
- You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
- I am small. I can fly. I like singing in the sky. What am I?
- What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness?
- Teachers write on me with chalk. I can’t talk. What am I ?
- What is in the middle of the world?
- What is dark but made by light?
- A man jumped from a plane,but there was nothing wrong with him.Do you know why?
- Why don't you advertise for your lost dog?
- How many great men have been born in London?
- What do we get if we cross a woodpecker with a homing pigeon？
- What question can you never answer 'yes＂ to＂？
- What can you swallow than can also swallow you?
- A police saw a truck driver going the wrong down a one -way street,but paid no attention to him.Why?
- What can you break with only one word?
- “Kiss”是动词,形容词还是名词
- What person tried to make you smile most of the time?
- What letter makes a road broad?
- What part of London is in Brazil?
- What has a round face and two thin hands, one hand short, one hand long?
- How many letters are in the alphabet?
- 太狠了
- 是党员
- 论长相的重要性
- 和苍老师有点相似
- 学生和老师,上了堂搞笑课
- 变形金刚
- 这种解释也行
- 今天我还看见你洗枣了呢
- 惹人疯笑的搞笑小污段
- 现实如此艰难
- 老公二起来也很爆笑哟!
- 杨玉蝇复出现场采访纪实－黑通社
- 搞笑社会各种囧
- 划卡时候提示金额不足
- 年过的开心不?看笑段就知道了
- 笑啥?高考成绩又出来啦。。
- 古代称呼‘我’的方式
- 高科技带来的便利
- 会搞笑的夫妻,日子过的最美妙
- 这我去哪说理去
- 生活笑侃:段不在长,搞笑就行
- 游牧民族
- 善良的儿子
- 女人都是骗子
- 跟女票分手的理由
- 解决问题的办法
- 段侃生活,看的透透的
- 胖子你又来逗大家笑
- 搞笑的群话
- 二货小两口,搞笑小能手
- 哈哈,搞笑事儿咱不嫌多
- 屌丝的想法很简单
- 这个,简直要冷爆了
- 像导盲犬一样
- 害人不浅
- 搞笑可谓是人才济济呀
- 笑趴你的是熊孩子
- 极品亲妈,快要笑疯了
- 二货爸妈
- 要特色土豆丝
- 尴事一串,笑喷好几回
- 有才的搞笑学生,笑喷你
- 欲罢不能
- 电视机是不是坏了
- 大失水准
- 这么搞笑的父母不多见
- 会计相关的幽默爆笑。
- 已无力吐槽
- 改签到其它日期
- 忘恩负义
- 一整套的网名
- 什么没见过
- 我是很内向害羞的人
- ‘高人’大都很会玩冷幽默
- 你逗我呢
- 被老板鄙视了
- 看看他们是怎么工作的。
- 隐身了。。。
- 自信的矮子
- 无法发现的潜力。
- 荒诞搞笑的校园二货
- 逗B货们逗的太精彩了
- 学校附近新开了一家小超市
- Please in English
- 怎么说话呢
- 你幸福吗？
- 课堂
- 兔崽子,笑死人你才满意是吧!
- 搞笑MM,亮点都在妹子身上
- 太丑了
- 颇有笑意胡侃趣语
- I'm sorry
- 笑评男女,可笑可笑真可笑
- 足够懒的人
- 恶心冷人的开心段子
- 其实弟子更想学炒栗子……
- 一波家里的搞笑糗事
- 笑点不少的男女小段儿
- 这菜没法吃了
- 屌丝都脱变成搞笑的逗B了
- 某次下课
- 省地方
- 可爱滴宝宝,个个都很搞笑
- 你的酱都臭了
- 看图20秒研究智商
- 太懒了
- 寻常日子里的雷人爆笑
- 儿子举报我吸烟
- 在餐厅吃饭
- 万柳同学停车处
- Internet问与答
- 口误
- 你长得很丑
- 撞死她
- 我弟弟的一篇爆笑日记
- 一波逗笑囧事飘过
- 总想幽孩子一默的爆笑家长
- 去机场接朋友
- 李宽戒网
- 当遇上了不靠谱的医生