Greattruthsaboutlifethatadultshavelearned

　　RaisingteenagersislikenailingJell-Otoatree.

　　Thereisalwaysalottobethankfulforifyoutakethetimetolook.Forexample:I‘msittingherethinkinghowniceitisthatwrinklesdon‘thurt.

　　Onereasontosmileisthateverysevenminutesofeverydaysomeoneinanaerobicsclasspullsahamstring.

　　Carsicknessisthefeelingyougetwhenthemonthlypaymentisdue.

　　Thebestwaytokeepkidsathomeistomakeapleasantatmosphereandlettheairoutoftheirtires.

　　Familiesarelikefudge....mostlysweet,withafewnuts.

　　Today‘smightyoakisjustyesterday‘snutthathelditsground.

　　Laughinghelps.It‘slikejoggingontheinside.

　　Middleageiswhenyouchooseyourcerealforthefiber,notthetoy.

　　Mymindnotonlywanders;sometimesitleavescompletely.

　　Ifyoucanremaincalm,youjustdon‘thaveallthefacts.