老师，你到底站熊那边还是站我这边？
有天上课老师提问：小明，
如果你有天在森林里看见一只大黑熊你怎么办？
小明：我一枪打死它！
老师：如果你刚好又没带枪呢？
小明：我一刀捅死它！
老师：万一你又刚好没带刀呢？
小明：哎呀，老师，
你到底站熊那边还是站我这边？
老师：……
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- Which eight-letter word has one letter in it?
- What always goes to bed with his shoes on?
- The greater it is The less you see of it.
- You have it．You read it．Therere some pictures in it?
- 围棋（打一英语单词）
- What has teeth And can't bite?
- 一窝蚊子（打一英语单词）
- 味精太多（打一英文单词）
- What is it that is bought by the yard but worn by the foot?
- Whats the poorest bank in the world?
- What is the worst weather for mice?
- 不可（打一英语单词）
- My second is performed by my first ,And, it is thought,A thief by the marks of my whole,Might be caught.
- Come up and let us go; Go down and here we stay.
- 否豆子（打一英文单词）
- How many people are buried in that cemetery?
- 托儿（打一英语单词）
- Long legs, Short thighs, Bald head And bullet eyes.
- Eight were standing, Two were cracking, Two were looking.
- What has teeth but can't eat?
- What can pierce ones ears without a hole?
- What is it that passes in front of the sun yet casts no shadow?
- 福特（打一英语单词）
- What never asks questions but always gets answers?
- What is black when its clean and white when its dirty?
- What is the center of gravity?
- 我拷问他（打一英文单词）
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- a cat,eyes like a cat,a tail like a cat ,but isn't a cat?
- Why should we never ask balloons for advice?（为什么我们绝不向汽球征求意见？）
- Q的（打一英语单词）
- When Columbus discovered America,where did he stand?
- Which is faster,heat or cold?
- 死大的（打一英文单词）
- What letter is a body of water?
- What word of only three syllables contains twenty-six letters?
- 勾后母（打一英语短语）
- 漱哥（打一英文单词）
- What is it that has four legs And one back, Yet can't walk?