我是亲生的么？
最近想换个电脑，苦于没理由一直没给爸妈说。
正好今天看见爸妈在看新闻，
一大学生因为家人不给买手机跳河了，
真是天助我也啊，连忙说到想换个新电脑，
只见他俩斜我一眼，
然后开始商量葬礼上应该穿什么衣服。。。
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歌词笑话
- 浑水去，清水上，果子好吃树难上。(打一植物)
- 李逵寻母(打一成语)
- 小矮人，有名姓，办大事，它作证。(打一文化用品)
- 天天小冰人，抱抱着一根棍，夏日送凉爽，吃了透心凉。(打一食品)
- What is the worst weather for mice?
- What always goes to bed with his shoes on?
- 大海上的导航员(打一动物)
- 腿长脚尖， 爱画圆圈。(打一文具)
- 奇巧真奇巧，立着没有坐着高。(打一动物)
- 小竹人细又细，生来一把白胡须,画国画写汉字，贵在坚持常练习。(打一文具)
- Which is faster,heat or cold?
- 门外相公急急敲，房内小姐心中焦，若是二人相见面，小姐性命定难逃。(打一动物)
- 尖尖小嘴总朝下，躺着睡大觉，走道就说话。 (打一学习用品)
- 身穿翠绿袍，头戴雉鸡毛，人人说我年纪小，阿哥常常有人叫。(打一动物)
- 泥屋泥墙头，子子孙孙做贼头。 (打一动物)
- 一个老头真希奇，坐在屋檐下编笊篱。(打一动物)
- 石门石槛石栏杆，我在家中唱歌弹，家家孩童来寻我，吵得我家不安耽。(打一动物)
- 系在胸前记在心间，先辈热血染，传统代代传。(打一用品)
- 表示甘心(打一成语)
- 天天小冰人，抱抱着一根棍，夏日送凉爽，吃了透心凉。 (打一食品)
- 不错，不错。(打一文化用品)
- 有只小狗狗，躲进小面屋，烤热面和狗，营养又可口。 (打一食品)
- 大的大，小的小，要联系，少不了。(打一生活用品)
- 长长身躯百条腿，喜阴不喜阳，钻缝能力强。 (打一动物)
- 虎头蛇尾要不得(打一字)
- 此策利于孙仲谋(打一成语)
- 有一日又不见明月(打一中国传统节日)
- 一一满足方倾心(打一字)
- 在哪里理发最好?
- 在情人的脸上发表的处女作是什么?
- 小小细棒图案多，短短软毛把口漱。(打一生活用品)
- What letter is a body of water?
- 贝儿的妈妈从外地买回一种鱼，无论放多长时间也不会臭。为什么?
- 口试后派以工作(打一成语)
- 什么“光”会给人类带来痛苦?
- 人为什么要生两只耳朵?
- 冬至一阳生(打一成语)
- 泥屋泥墙头，子子孙孙做贼头。(打一动物)
- 一只飞燕，快速似箭，一身银装，翱翔蓝天。(打一交通工具)
- 什么球身上长毛?
- 两条带儿翘翘，两口袖儿嚣嚣，才穿柳巷，又去走花街，弄得花姐儿拿扇打。(打一动物)
- 颗粒归仓核实产量(打一成语)
- 丁丁拿着块石头向玻璃砸去，玻璃却没碎。为什么?
- 来人入行列，张口即叫我(打一字)
- 长长身躯百条腿，喜阴不喜阳，钻缝能力强。(打一动物)
- 空港关闭(打一成语)
- 僧人去尽寺半存(打一字)
- 孔明办事(打一成语)
- 哥俩好，一样高，吃饭时，少不了。(打一餐具)
- 在一场足球赛前，你可以准确地告诉我比分吗?
- 小小架子宝宝卧，挂满玩具小王国。(打一生活物品)
- 大家都看见地上有张100元的钱，为什么没有捡?
- 不容分说(打二字花卉)
- What is it that is bought by the yard but worn by the foot?
- 一年十二月，打霜不掉叶，开花不看见，结籽又吃得。(打一植物)
- 一身雪白会送信，开口就叫“姑姑”。(打一动物)
- Its belly is linen, Its neck velvet, Its mouth music, Its tail a fork.
- 远看像个钉，眼睛似颗星，有翅没有毛，有脚不会跑。 (打一动物)
- 乌金纸，包白矾，够个小孩猜半年。(打一植物)
- 小竹人细又细，生来一把白胡须,画国画写汉字，贵在坚持常练习。 (打一文具)
- What is it that passes in front of the sun yet casts no shadow?
- 身穿红绫外套纱，常常坐在树圪桠，尿尿不怕人笑话。(打一动物)
- 浑身毛，一条腿，不怕灰，只怕水。(打一物品)
- 桌上小书怪稀奇，没有故事有日期，日日月月写得清，寸寸光阴要爱惜。(打一常见物)
- What word of only three syllables contains twenty-six letters?
- 日里草里住，夜间空中游，只见屁股不见头。(打一动物)
- 有只小狗狗，躲进小面屋，烤热面和狗，营养又可口。(打一食品)
- 无脚会行走，说话不用口，发出命令来，人人都遵守。(打一生活用品)
- 一身雪白会送信，开口就叫“姑姑”。 (打一动物)
- 癞蛤蟆怎样才能吃到天鹅肉?
- 李逵寻母 (打一成语)
- 胖子开会(打一省会名)
- 雾中远山横，城头星点点。(打一节气)
- 客车坠入江中(打一成语)
- 黑补丁，白补丁，站在枝头唱五更。(打一动物)
- 传说在古代的地球有十个太阳，但是现在为什么只剩一个?
- 小可坐在桌前读书，为什么不开台灯?
- My second is performed by my first ,And, it is thought,A thief by the marks of my whole,Might be caught.
- 成败关键是主帅 (打一成语)
- 成败关键是主帅(打一成语)
- 远看像个钉，眼睛似颗星，有翅没有毛，有脚不会跑。(打一动物)
- 桠杈对桠杈，有叶勿开花，无籽来落地，逢春会发芽。(打一植物)
- 腿长脚尖， 爱画圆圈。 (打一文具)
- 天生一副奴才相，守在大门正中央，白天贪玩又好耍，晚上值班它最行。(打一动物)
- 每天几页纸，上面印满字，字体有大小，细说天下事。(打一文化用品)
- 锻件(打一成语)
- 头戴如意，身穿绿袍，腰细肚大，手拿双刀，爱在草间，摆摆摇摇。(打一动物)
- 尖尖小嘴总朝下，躺着睡大觉，走道就说话。(打一学习用品)
- 什么东西有风吹不动，无风动。(打一物品)
- 颗粒归仓核实产量 (打一成语)
- 铁块很神秘，天生有吸力，吸住小铁钉，一扫就抓起。(打一物)
- 一生执教亦潇洒(打一字)
- a cat,eyes like a cat,a tail like a cat ,but isn't a cat?
- 身上大环套小环，生来就爱吃子弹，过硬本领它作证，你说这是哪一件。(打一物品)
- 一个白发老公公，乌豆撒在路当中。(打一动物)
- 种个细粒头，出个米苋头，开个喇叭花，结个八棱瓜。(打一植物)
- 白白模样四四方，口感滑嫩味道香。(打一食品)
- 此策利于孙仲谋(打一成语)
- 冬至一阳生 (打一成语)
- 薄薄口子啃骨头，片片瘦肉口下走。(打一厨具)
- 搞笑损人一句话。
- 名人一句话调侃QQ农场
- 产品说明书里的搞笑废话
- 经典幽默:男孩儿和男人的区别
- 幽默的“钓鱼者”说
- 老实的小伙子
- 幽默雷人一句话
- 十二生肖幽默新年寄语
- 开心调皮一句话短笑话
- 俏皮一句话短笑话
- 小时候和长大后的不同
- 三国杀告诉我们的
- 歇后语骂人,含蓄又文明
- 学生时代的一句话笑话
- 酷热之下,带来的种种“改变”
- 幽默歌星用歌名回答问题
- 吃货眼中的古诗词
- 精练的一句话短信笑话。
- 搞笑谜语,活动下你的大脑
- 忍不住想笑的幽默对话
- 搞笑俏皮一句话
- 一句话搞笑短信
- 各种“卡”的幽默自白
- 幽默的医生,看病小笑话
- 搞笑个性签名一句话
- 非诚勿扰
- 男女情感幽默一句话
- 恋爱的要求都不高
- 财务工具的幽默言语
- 搞笑雷语一句话
- 这般股市,也只能哭中作乐了
- 做人的差别可真大呀
- 搞笑签名俏皮一句话
- 蔬菜告诉你处世之道。
- 诗词名句被网友改过之后
- 打劫遇见这些人...非笑死不可。
- 经典一句话笑话
- 幽默说钱,爱也是它,恨也是它
- 各种植物的抱怨
- 男人做家务的搞笑理由
- 笑侃职位,都是干大事的
- 假如女人是本书
- 幽默的一句话笑话
- 废话也很搞笑
- 幽默感悟的一句话。
- 幽默搞笑一句话
- 开心个性一句话,做你的个人签名
- 趣味汉字调侃
- 酷热的夏天实在是太苦B了
- 小小一句话,搞笑的份量也很足
- 经典风趣搞笑一句话
- 好笑的一句话小笑话
- 减肥妙方冷笑话。
- 想破脑袋的脑筋急转弯
- 猜猜脑筋急转弯,活跃下你的大脑,
- 长胡子的优点和缺点
- ‘吃货’身上的大道理
- 经典调侃类的一句话笑话
- MM们,八戒是做老公的最理想人选
- 一句话爆笑冷人小段子
- 为医院科室写的幽默对联
- 开心调皮幽默一句话
- 炎炎夏日,看看历代名人的灭蚊绝活
- 人体五官和器管之间的悲剧求婚
- 标点符号、运算符的幽默对话
- 开心俏皮一句话
- 一句话笑话8则。
- 个人签名里的搞笑一句话
- 有才诙谐一句话小幽默
- 幽默的量变到质变
- 俏皮捣蛋爆笑一句话。
- 大侠与老板的终极PK
- 游戏让我们明白的一些道理
- 一句话评四大名著
- 段侃男女,风趣又犀利
- 医患之间逗人冷笑话
- 幽默的植物参加招聘会
- 雷语、口误一句话小幽默
- 古诗词幽默的反映了古人的夜生活
- 二货界里的奇葩,争奇斗艳啊
- 富有哲理的厨具幽默言语
- 灯泡不亮了怎么办？
- 会议定律
- 最新一些名词新解
- 犀利风趣一句话
- 诙谐的一句话小幽默
- 工资条
- 搞笑短信一句话小幽默
- 食品的偶像
- 个性搞笑一句话
- 诙谐一句话短笑话
- 手机掉井里了,众网友的解决方案
- 恶搞诗词话美女
- 元旦说“蛋”
- 电脑其实是个漂亮MM
- 一句话雷人囧事小幽默
- 酒的一句话冷笑话
- 花花草草的抱怨
- 搞笑的一句话俏皮雷语
- 常见的面试拒绝方式
- What part of London is in Brazil?
- 我不吐死打一英文单词
- “Kiss”是动词,形容词还是名词
- Which letter of the alphabet separates Europe from Africa?
- When is it correct to say ＂I is＂?
- Where should the milk be best stored ?
- What is smaller than an insect's mouth?
- 俺必胜打一英文单词
- What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty?
- What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?
- If you were to throw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?
- What is it,which will tomorrow and was be yesterday?
- Why did John say he didn't know where the sun was?
- What large instrument do you carry in your ears?
- If a band plays in a thunderstorm ,who is most likely to get hit by lightening?
- 美籍华人 打一卫生巾品牌
- What is that which has no leg but a body and a long neck?
- 富有打一英文名
- Which letter is a part of your face?
- What's too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three?
- What appears once in every minute,twice in every moment, but not once in thousand years?
- 毛病打一英文单词
- 死壮打一英文单词
- I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees,rivers without water .what am I?
- I live in the sea. I am the biggest animal in the sea. What am I ?
- What has hands but no feet, a face but no eyes, tells but not talk?
- Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
- I am always with you. Sometimes behind you, sometimes before you, sometimes by your side, but you can’t see me in the dark.
- What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
- You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
- What has many teeth but never uses them for eating?
- What is in the middle of the world?
- What two things can't you have for breakfast?
- What table can tell you what to do?
- What has a round face and two thin hands, one hand short, one hand long?
- 飘臭打一英文单词
- 太蠢打一英文单词
- 死盯打一英文单词
- 额的妈呀打一英文单词
- What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?
- Which is the left side of a cake?
- What match can't be put in a match box?
- What person does every man take his hat off to?
- What can you swallow than can also swallow you?
- What do most gardeners not like to grow?
- 闪打一英文单词
- How many letters are in the alphabet?
- 胖的要死打一英文单词
- Which can move faster, heat or cold?
- What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
- Which three letters can frighten a thief away?
- What would you say if you saw a ghost(鬼)?
- A police saw a truck driver going the wrong down a one -way street,but paid no attention to him.Why?
- What do you call your father-in-law's only child's mother-in-law?
- 额必死打一英文单词
- What is the smallest room in the world?
- What is easy to get into but hard to get out of ?
- 26个字母其中abc从外星球来到地球请问还有几个字母
- 抚脑打一英文单词
- Can you tell me some thing about the great scientists of the 18th century？
- What person tried to make you smile most of the ti
- What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
- 四十几个女人裸奔(打一英语单词)
- What is that which has a mouth,but never speaks, and a bed, but never sleeps in it?
- In a train,a woman saw other peoples' faces were dirty. What would she do,do you know?
- ktv的真正的含义是什么
- What a room has no walls, no doors, no windows, an
- What letter makes a road broad?
- 话说26个字母在外太空，ABC跑地球来了，外太空还有多少个字母？
- Why does Tom's mother go to work by plane every day?
- 扑来个男的打一英文单词
- Where does a person stay for the longest time in his life?
- Sometimes it looks like a boat. Sometimes it looks like a small white sun. What is it?
- 如何让饮料变大杯？
- What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors?
- What table is in the field?
- 狗屎打一英文单词
- What large instrument do you carry in your ears?
- Which letter is an animal?
- What changes a pear into a pearl?
- 俺不能死打一英文单词
- I am small. I can fly. I like singing in the sky. What am I?
- What do you call your father’s father’s only son?
- I am very big and heavy. I have a long nose and big ears. What am I ?
- Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?
- What man can not live inside a house?
- What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?
- What question can you never answer 'yes＂ to＂？
- Remember me打一花名
- What word can you make shorter by adding to it?
- What person tried to make you smile most of the time?
- 飞离打一英文单词
- Teachers write on me with chalk. I can’t talk. What am I ?
- What is the biggest ant in the world?
- What is clean when it is black and dirty when it is white?
- What is that you ought to keep after you give it to somebody else?
- 动物和学生的共同点打一字母
- A man jumped from a plane,but there was nothing wrong with him.Do you know why?
- 凌迟打一英文单词
- What is dark but made by light?